jeremy's iron

Hi, my name's Madeleine - or as the ladies like to call me "hey you behind the bushes"
me and my boo.

me and my boo.

(via nicoleok)

(via nicoleok)

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 Stress - Justice

Fave song ATM

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 I Want The One I Can’t Have - Smiths

getaway


I get stressed a lot so sometimes, to unwind, I like to go to a place in mind that I find relaxing where it’s quiet and sunny with a babbling brook and there’s trees and flowers. The only bad thing are the leeches, they’re awful!

preference in men

I love guys who ‘talk the talk’ and can ‘walk the walk’. That is until they develop a debilitating stroke.

MC(tm) names(tm):

Leanne Rhymes(tm)

Al Gore Rhythm(tm)

Sachet Grey(tm)

Wutangorangutan Clan(tm)

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 Stay Fly - Three Six Mafia

CHAIR MANG

  • Girl 1: Oh cutie got it goin' ON!
  • Girl 2: Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?
  • Girl 1: You buggin'!
  • Girl 2: Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker.
  • Girl 1: You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride!
  • Girl 2: What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit.
  • Girl 1: See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.
  • Girl 2: You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit at all...
  • Girl 1: I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him!
  • Girl 2: Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit.
  • Girl 1: Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B.
  • Girl 2: I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.
  • Girl 1: True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition!