jeremy's iron
(via nicoleok)
getaway

I get stressed a lot so sometimes, to unwind, I like to go to a place in mind that I find relaxing where it’s quiet and sunny with a babbling brook and there’s trees and flowers. The only bad thing are the leeches, they’re awful!
preference in men

I love guys who ‘talk the talk’ and can ‘walk the walk’. That is until they develop a debilitating stroke.
- Girl 1: Oh cutie got it goin' ON!
- Girl 2: Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?
- Girl 1: You buggin'!
- Girl 2: Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker.
- Girl 1: You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride!
- Girl 2: What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit.
- Girl 1: See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.
- Girl 2: You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit at all...
- Girl 1: I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him!
- Girl 2: Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit.
- Girl 1: Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B.
- Girl 2: I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.
- Girl 1: True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition!

